there’s just no way rosalie ‘i wish someone was there to vote no for me’ hale actually had emmett turned into a vampire. smeyer was a fool for even suggesting it. rosalie found newborn vampire emmett in the woods and dragged him back to the house like ‘THE FOREST IS FULL OF FREE HUSBANDS’
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Afterwards they all end up living in the forest for a while because Carlisle and Esme are looking for more children
Bella is straight but was never into any guy until Edward: bad
Bella is bisexual, very woman-aligned leaning, but Edward is her soulmate and though she doesn’t love many men she loves that man: organic, gluten-free, regulated my digestive system and cleared out my arteries of cholesterol
do teens still go to malls in cosplay?? i haven’t seen any 14 year olds gallivanting around dressed like anime characters in a while. i miss them. come back. i need to know that at least SOMEONE is still having fun
Star-Lord from the Guardians of the Galaxy movies probably still thinks Santa is real. He was taken from Earth as a kid and then raised in space around aliens and crazy creatures the rest of his life. He probably assumes Santa is an alien.
